|Three Men Fishing
There's these three guys out having a relaxing day fishing, when out
of the blue, one of them snags a bottle. Thinking there might be a
note or something in it, they pull out the cork, and poof, out pops
a genie. He is so grateful for being freed, he offers to grant each of
them one wish.
Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it and says, "Ok, if you
can really grant wishes, then double my IQ."
The genie claps his hands, there is a flash of lightning, and a clap
of thunder, and suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare
flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed, he says to the genie, "Triple my IQ."
Once again the Genie claps his hands, there is a flash of lightning
and a clap of thunder, and the guy starts to spout out all the
mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the
scientists of varying fields; Physics, Chemistry, etc...
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends,
without even thinking twice about it, he says to the genie, "Quintuple my
The genie looks at him and says, "You know, I normally don't try to
change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd
reconsider on this one."
The guy says, "Nope, I want you to increase my IQ times five, and
you have to do it because we set you free."
"Please," says the genie, "you don't know what you're asking for...
it'll change your entire view on the universe. Won't you ask for
something else? A million dollars... anything."
But no matter what the genie said the guy insisted on having his IQ
increased by five times it's usual power, so the genie sighed and
clapped his hands once more. This time there was a blinding flash of
lightning, and a deafening clap of thunder...
And he became a Woman.
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