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How To Make a Good
First Impression with a Woman

Okay, imagine that you just met this girl. She's really really fine. All you do is think about her. Your friends have told you what she is like, and you say "That's all good." But whenever you get a chance to talk to her or do anything with her, you get all nervous and backdown away from your goal to enter manhood. She drives you crazy. If there was one last moment that you had on earth, it would be with her. Well, your friends and her friends know about your little love craze for her, and plan to setup a little date for you and the dream of your life. But, oh no, you start to go crazy because you have no idea what to do. After all, this is the first time you actually dated a woman that you really admire. You go insane just because you can't stand the thought of being turned down. You start memorizing romantic lines that you have watched on TV shows, hoping that the same result would occur when the night is over. Anyways, do not fear, for Ramosman is here. I'm going to show you how to make that first impression . . . your best one. And after this date, she'll be in your arms forever.

First: Make sure you're wearing really tight clothes with a shirt that has a really deep plungeline to showoff your hairy manly chest. Make sure it's very hairy, the girls love it.

Second: When you begin talking with the woman, start talking about how lovely her cleavage is today. That will really get her going.

Third: Talk about how she is better looking than all the men you had before her. Then she'll be all over you.

Fourth: Make sure you didn't wear deodorant this morning. If you did, shame on you. Begin to flex your muscles whenever you get the chance, and with the very tight clothes you're wearing, she can't resist those sweaty armpits.

Fifth: Then, if all else fails, drop your pants. If this doesn't work, nothing will.

WARNING: DO NOT follow my tips. If you do, you're screwed, you hear me, SCREWED.

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