One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing. When he gets up to the
he tees up and really cranks one. Unfortunately he slices the ball into
woods on the side of the fairway. While in the woods looking for his
guy comes across this little guy lying flat on his back with a huge knot
head and a golf ball lying right beside him.
"Goodness," says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor little guy.
Upon awaking, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and square.
I am a
leprechaun and I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt
too badly," and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks to himself, "Well, he
nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for him.
give him the three things that I would want. I'll give him unlimited
great golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes by and the same golfer is out golfing on the same
the 16th hole. He gets up, hits one into the same woods and goes off
his ball. When he finds his ball, he sees the same little guy and asks
how he is
doing. The leprechaun answers, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf
"It's great! I hit under par every time I play." Answers the man.
"I did that for you, and might I ask how your money is holding out?" asks
The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I
hand in my pocket I pull out a hundred dollar bill."
The leprechaun says, "I did that for you, and might I ask how is your sex
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or
week." The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week?"
"Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."