How to Work Out
You're out of shape...you need to get something done to put you the
way you want to be...superhunk. So, this is the way to get up
on the hefty hefty ways.
First: Wear spandex...oh spandex.
Second: Do push ups on top of a woman.
Third: Whenever you see a beautiful woman pass by, do a hamstring stretch, coach Hall
style. "Shut the Doors."
Fourth: Get your body waxed.
Fifth: Rent a Richard Simmons video. "C'mon, let's sweat."
WARNING: DO NOT follow my tips.
If you do, you're screwed, you hear me, SCREWED.
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